The classic sweep assumes twenty-four people, a hat and a
tin of gold coins. Most offices have none of those. Here's what to do when
the numbers don't match, when the workplace can't touch cash, and how to
make a three-minute race fill an afternoon.
The field is twenty-four. Your team is nine, or thirty-one. Nobody has
to sit out — they just hold more than one:
Twenty-four horses, eight people, three silks each. Under
twenty-four, this is the whole answer.
You've got
Do this
Under 24
Everyone draws two or three horses
Exactly 24
The textbook sweep, one each — and it will never happen again
25 to 48
Pairs share a horse and split whatever it pays
Over 48
Two boards, split by floor or team
Two variations worth knowing: pool the spares — draw
every horse and the leftovers go to the tea fund — or shorten the
field to the first twelve in the betting, though the Cup is the
one race a year where a hundred-to-one shot wins, so that may be throwing
away the best story.
Or find more people. The floor below, the
warehouse, the parents at drop-off — a sweep is a reason to talk to
somebody you don't normally.
What to play for
First past the post pays one person. The sweeps people remember pay
several:
Last placeThe wooden spoon is the most reliable laugh on the
board.
Second and thirdWhat most offices settle on. The
rules page has the usual
percentage splits.
Fashions on the fieldBest hat, best op-shop outfit, best
effort from someone who clearly forgot.
Closest to the timeEveryone guesses to the tenth of a second
when they draw. Ten seconds to set up.
The trifectaFirst, second and third in order. Almost nobody
gets it, so it rolls over to next year.
Sweeps with no money in them at all
Plenty of workplaces genuinely can't run a cash sweep — schools, most
government offices, anywhere with a gambling policy, and any team where
one person quietly can't spare five dollars. The draw is the fun part, and
the draw is free. Play for:
The good carparkFor a week. Worth more than the pot in most
offices.
First pick of leaveThe January dates, chosen before anyone
else gets a look.
A coffee runShouted by everyone whose horse finished behind
yours.
An hour early FridayCosts the business almost nothing.
The good biscuitsOr a block of chocolate, or a bottle from
the Kris Kringle cupboard.
Nothing at allBragging rights until next November, and the
argument about the photo finish is free.
This is also the inclusive version. A no-money
sweep is the one you can run across a whole mixed team without anybody
having to quietly opt out of the office thing — which is usually the
actual goal.
Three situations that need a tweak
Half the office is at home
Draw it online so everyone sees the same board at the same
moment — a hat over video never convinces anyone.
Share the link before the race. The anticipation is the
bit remote teams miss.
Keep a call open through the race even if nobody talks.
Schools and kids
Horse names only, no money. Kids remember the names far longer
than adults do.
Print the field and let them colour the silks before the race.
Two or three each across the class; the winner picks the Friday
afternoon activity.
Clubs and fundraisers
Entries to the club, one set prize off the top, the rest to the
season kitty.
Say which it is on the sheet before anyone draws.
A second sweep on another race doubles the take without doubling
the admin.
Making three minutes last an afternoon
Draw in the morning, not at 2:55pm. A board on the
wall from nine o'clock gets talked about all day.
Pin it somewhere people walk past. The
printable sheet exists for
the tearoom wall; a screen nobody walks past is not the same thing.
Bring-a-plate lunch alongside it. A
potluck board stops six people bringing
pavlova.
Book the room and the screen a week early. Every
year someone doesn't, and everyone watches on a phone.
Run it without the scissors
The Cup sweep generator does the
drawing and the sharing — paste your names, hit draw, send one link. Free,
no signup, and it deliberately never touches the money: collect the gold
coins however your office always has. For the pot conventions and the
scratchings argument, that's the
sweep rules page.
Common questions
How many people do you need for a Melbourne Cup sweep?
Any number. The field is 24, so with fewer people the usual fix is for everyone to draw two or three horses each; with more, people pair up and share one. Nine people drawing three horses each is a perfectly normal office sweep.
Can you run a Melbourne Cup sweep without money?
Yes, and a lot of workplaces have to. Draw for the good carpark, first pick of leave dates, a coffee run shouted by the losers, or nothing at all. The draw is the fun part and it costs nothing.
What if you have more than 24 people?
Pair people up to share a horse and split whatever it pays, or run a second sweep on one of the other races at Flemington that day. For very large offices, two separate boards split by team is simplest.
What are good prizes for an office Cup sweep?
Beyond first place, the most popular are last place (the wooden spoon), second and third, best-dressed, and closest guess to the winning time. Paying several places keeps more than one person interested in the finish.